June 13, 2021 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration SUNDAY FUNNIES June 13, 2021 www.PositiveChristianity.org for 22 years presents Positive Daily Inspiration Sunday Funnies (Submitted with our great thanks) "Then God said, 'Let there be light.'" Genesis 1:3 (There are many forms of light, including the light touch.) Today's humorous look at life: I hate it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, and when I get home they're just regular doughnuts! ____ Reading this will make you feel much smarter (REAL QUOTES) "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," A congressional candidate in Texas. "Half this game is ninety percent mental." Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." Former Vice President Dan Quayle "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" Lee Iacocca "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein" Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. "Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas." Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 2014 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman Feeling smarter yet? POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER: This Sunday I dedicate at least one hour of my life back to You. I attend church, in person, or by television. I actively worship. Whenever possible, I give back. Whenever possible, I do not just attend church, I volunteer. Help me to try to give more than I receive - for this is active worship. Your love will always out give me, but as Your child I will try. Thank You God! POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: In the quietness of my soul, God comforts me. POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated." Maya Angelou _____ Donation – God bless and multiply my gift back to bless my life: Instant online, or recurring monthly giving: http://www.positivechristianity.org/donatepc.htm By mail: Positive Christianity Box 7993 Woodlands, TX 77387 Thank you! ___ NEED PRAYER? Reply - Positive Christianity will pray with you, daily, for an entire 2 months. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. Television channels (Free Service): Inspiration http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChristianity Prayer http://www.youtube.com/prayerAmerica Meditation http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChurch GOD BLESS YOU, Christopher Ian Chenoweth Reply - if you have a prayer need, Positive Christianity will pray with you daily, for an entire month. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. GOD BLESS YOU, Make It a Great Day !_______Christopher Ian Chenoweth