June 6, 2021 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration SUNDAY FUNNIES June 6, 2021 www.PositiveChristianity.org for 22 years presents Positive Daily Inspiration Sunday Funnies (Submitted with our great thanks) "To you, O Lord, I lift up my soul. O my God, in You I trust." Psalms 25:1, 2 A small town had three churches: Presbyterian, Methodist, and Baptist. All three had a serious problem with squirrels in the church. Each church in its own fashion had a meeting to deal with the problem. The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and that they would just have to live with them. The Methodists decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly in the style of Charles Wesley. They humanely trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town. Within 3 days, they were all back in the church. The Baptists had the best solution. They voted the squirrels in as members. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. _____ A visit to the asylum... During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub." 1. Would you use the spoon? 2. Would you use the teacup? 3. Would you use the bucket? "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup." (Keep going) "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug." (You are not required to tell anyone how you did on this test.) _____ Simple Solution - Complicated Problem 1. "I'm sorry." 2. "I love you." 3. "Forgive me." 4. "You were right." 5. "Maybe mama was right." 6. "I'll just let it go." 7. "It's not really that important." 8. "It's just ego, I'm acting like a baby." 9. "Let me just calm down." 10."Let me look at it from their point of view." These are ten things that may help us see a simple solution to what has been looking like an overly complicated problem. _____ Tooth and Nail Hanging on tooth and nail can pull out your teeth and nails. One aspect of wisdom is knowing when to hang on ...and when to let go. _____ Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven. There, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'" POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER: In this moment, in this hour, in this day, I remember God as my help in every need. I worship in this remembrance. I praise in this joy. I walk in this light. In Jesus Christ's name… Amen Reply - if you have a prayer need, Positive Christianity will start praying with you, daily, for an entire month. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: Letting go and letting God, I prove the power and glory of God. POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: "A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth." Will Rogers _____ Donation – God bless and multiply my gift back to bless my life: Instant online, or recurring monthly giving: http://www.positivechristianity.org/donatepc.htm By mail: Positive Christianity Box 7993 Woodlands, TX 77387 Thank you! ___ NEED PRAYER? Reply - Positive Christianity will pray with you, daily, for an entire 2 months. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. Television channels (Free Service): Inspiration http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChristianity Prayer http://www.youtube.com/prayerAmerica Meditation http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChurch GOD BLESS YOU, Christopher Ian Chenoweth Reply - if you have a prayer need, Positive Christianity will pray with you daily, for an entire month. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. GOD BLESS YOU, Make It a Great Day !_______Christopher Ian Chenoweth