June 28, 2020 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration SUNDAY FUNNIES June 28, 2020 www.PositiveChristianity.org now in our 21st year presents Positive Daily Inspiration Sunday Funnies (Submitted with our great thanks) "Then they cried to the Lord in their trouble… God sent forth the word and healed them." Psalms 107:19,20 Do you know your hymns? Dentist's Hymn...............................Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn.........................The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn............. There's a Green Hill Far Away The Politician's Hymn...................Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn......................Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn......................Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn................Send The Light The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye The Realtor's Hymn..................... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop The Massage Therapists Hymn....... He Touched Me The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns: 45 mph........................................God Will Take Care of You 65 mph........................................Nearer My God To Thee 85 mph........................................This World Is Not My Home 95 mph........................................Lord, I'm Coming Home 100 mph......................................Precious Memories _____ Church Bulletin Blunders The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. Ladies don't forget the rummage sale. It is a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Do not let worry kill you off - let the Church help. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER: Dear God, I pray that I have instant access to the wisdom and inspiration of Spirit. I pray that God's direction is at hand. I pray that I focus my thought and attention on the power of God at work in the midst of me, now. God, I ask You to put all my thoughts in order, quickening my ability to see and understand. I pray that You will infill me with the inspiration and enthusiasm. I pray that You will bolster my confidence. I pray that You will set my feet on the right path. In Jesus Christ's name… Amen POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: I smile from my soul outward. POSITIVE FUNNY QUOTE: "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." Steve Martin _____ THANK YOU for your giving. Online donations http://www.positivechristianity.org/donatepc.htm Donations by mail: Positive Christianity Box 7993 Woodlands, Texas 77387 Text Mobile Giving: TEXT Give to 281-801-4845 ___ NEED PRAYER? Reply - Positive Christianity will pray with you, daily, for an entire 2 months. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. Television channels (Free Service): Inspiration http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChristianity Prayer http://www.youtube.com/prayerAmerica Meditation http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChurch If a friend forwards this message to you - get Positive Daily Inspiration direct in your email inbox every morning. Text POSITIVEMINISTRY to 22828 to easy, free subscribe. GOD BLESS YOU, Christopher Ian Chenoweth Reply - if you have a prayer need, Positive Christianity will pray with you daily, for an entire month. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. GOD BLESS YOU, Make It a Great Day !_______Christopher Ian Chenoweth