November 3, 2019 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration SUNDAY FUNNIES November 3, 2019 www.PositiveChristianity.org for the 20th year presents Positive Daily Inspiration Sunday Funnies (Submitted with our great thanks) "But the path of the righteous is like the light of dawn, which shines brighter and brighter until full day." Proverbs 4:18 The Baptist Cowboy A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Oklahoma, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So, I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawn in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the local Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my brothers though." ______ "The Anti-Serenity Prayer" God grant me the anxiety To try to control the things I cannot control, The fear to avoid the things I can, And the neurosis to deny the difference. _______ A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. _____ THANK YOU! We ask, we need, and thank you for your support: Online donations http://www.positivechristianity.org/donatepc.htm Donations by mail: Positive Christianity Box 7993 Woodlands, Texas 77387 ___ POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER: Dear God, with Your help I release all of my past, negatives, fears, human relationships, self-image, fear, and lower human desires. I am Your child. I radiate from the center of spirituality. I radiate light and love to everyone. From the center of my being to my circumference, and overflowing, touching all, and everything in my life, with the love of God. In Jesus Christ's name… Amen POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: I am God's child, whole and free. Blessed is my life, manifesting perfectly. POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: " "If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." Nelson Mandela NEED PRAYER? Reply - Positive Christianity will pray with you, daily, for an entire 2 months. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. Television channels (Free Service): Inspiration http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChristianity Prayer http://www.youtube.com/prayerAmerica Meditation http://www.youtube.com/PositiveChurch Christmas Gifts: https://squareup.com/store/positive-christianity/ If a friend forwards this message to you - get Positive Daily Inspiration direct in your email inbox every morning. Text POSITIVEMINISTRY to 22828 to easy, free subscribe. GOD BLESS YOU, Christopher Ian Chenoweth Reply - if you have a prayer need, Positive Christianity will pray with you daily, for an entire month. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. GOD BLESS YOU, Make It a Great Day !_______Christopher Ian Chenoweth