October 14, 2018 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration

 SUNDAY FUNNIES

"Thou dost keep those in perfect peace, whose minds are stayed on Thee."
Isaiah 26:3

First Graders are Smarter than you think –

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child
in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with
the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually
done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these
keep in mind that these are first graders (6) year-olds, because the last
one is classic!

Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the .......................bug is close.

It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.

Never underestimate the power of............termites.

You can lead a horse to water but...........how?

Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.

No news is..................................impossible.

A miss is as good as a......................Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new..............math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.

Love all, trust.............................me.

The pen is mightier than the................pigs.

An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.

Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.

A penny saved is............................not much.

Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.

Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow
your
nose.

There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.

You get out of something only what you...... see in the picture on the box.

When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.

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Where Was the Editor When the Headlines Read –

"Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood"
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax"
"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While"
"Include Your Children when Baking Cookies"
"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"
"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"
"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"
"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter"
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds of Dead"

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

On this Sunday, I practice the Sabbath by loving. God is love, 
and the only way to truly worship God is by acting in God's ways of love. 
I pray to be loving, patient, and flexible. 
I pray that I perceive the good in situations and people. 
I pray that I give generous praise and recognition. 
With lovingkindness, I understand that I make a difference through love. 
Each person on my path, is on their own path of unfolding perfection. 
I take time to show love to each and every person. 

In Jesus Christ's name… Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: Eagerly, I seek Divine inspiration. Attentively, I listen for the still small voice of God.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, 
and some have greatness thrust upon them." William Shakespeare


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