August 5, 2018 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration

 SUNDAY FUNNIES

"Because I live, you will live also." John 14:19

PARAPROSDOKIANS are figures of speech, frequently humorous, in which the latter 
part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected:

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but, it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.

8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to
tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
research.

10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. Why is my
desk a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of
emergency, please notify, I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

15. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute
to skydive twice.

16. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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TEAMWORK AND EGO – A FABLE

A frog asked two geese to take him
south with them. At first, they resisted;
they didn't see how it could be done.
Finally, the frog suggested that the two
geese hold a stick between their beaks and
that he would hold onto it with his mouth.

So, off the unlikely threesome went, flying
southward over the countryside. It was
really quite a site. People looked up and
expressed great admiration at this
demonstration of creative teamwork.

Someone said, "It's wonderful! Who was so
clever to discover such a find way to travel?"

Whereupon, the frog opened his mouth and
said, "It was I," as it plummeted to the earth.

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER: 

The calming, restoring life of God is mighty in the midst of me.  
I know this.  
I believe this.  
Life is God's will for me, healing is God's will for me.  
Right now, God's work is being done in and through me.  
Mighty currents of God's healing help are flowing through me now, 
carrying life and renewal to every part.  
I am alive with the life of Christ.  

In Jesus Christ's name… Amen

POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: I am alive with the life of God.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: "If there is no wind, row."
Latin Proverb

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GOD BLESS YOU, Make It a Great Day !_______Christopher Ian Chenoweth