February 4, 2018 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration SUNDAY FUNNIES “God’s divine power has granted to us all things that pertain to life and godliness.” 2 Peter 1:3 On Super Bowl Sunday it is important to note that football also takes place in church. CHURCH FOOTBALL MOVES Quarterback Sneak Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Halftime The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave. Benchwarmer Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit. Backfield-in-Motion Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service. Staying in the Pocket What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work. Two-minute Warning The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings. Instant Replay The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations. Sudden Death What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime". Trap You're called on to pray and are asleep. End Run Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member. Flex Defense The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life. Halfback Option The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service. Blitz The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer. POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER (Humorous): O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds. POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: I abide in the presence of God. I am peaceful, assured, and blessed. POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: “I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day.” Harvey Spencer Lewis Reply - if you have a prayer need, Positive Christianity will pray with you daily, for an entire month. There Is Never a Charge for Prayer. GOD BLESS YOU, Make It a Great Day !_______Christopher Ian Chenoweth