October 15, 2017 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration

 SUNDAY FUNNIES

"I will counsel you with my eye upon you." Psalms 32:8

Funny truth:
   
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
   
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
   
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
   
Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #3 I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
   
Bad decisions make good stories.
   
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
      
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
   
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
   
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
   
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
   
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, 
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish 
was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as

- Sinko De Mayo.

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

Dear God, Your presence in my life is more dear to me than I could ever hope to put into mere words. 
I am blessed in knowing that You are aware of my love for You, that You hear every whisper of love from my heart. 
When I call for You, I know You will answer, for You are my loving parent – a parent who always cares for and nurtures me. 
I give my all to You. With every waking moment, I dedicate my life, my thoughts, and my actions to living my divine potential. 
I give thanks to You now for guiding me when it seemed lost, for loving me when I thought I was unlovable, and for filling me 
with peace when I felt there was none to be found.

Thank You, God!


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