October 8, 2017 www.PositiveChristianity.org presents Positive Daily Inspiration

 SUNDAY FUNNIES

Immediately he spoke to them and said, "Take courage! It is I. Don't be afraid." Then He climbed into the boat with them, and the wind died down. They were completely amazed."
Mark 6:51

Years ago, Ann Landers had readers submit funny stories about their
children reciting prayers, and saying the Pledge Of Allegiance.

From New York:
When my twin daughters were young, I taught them to say this prayer before going to bed. As I listened outside their door, I could hear them say,
"Give us this steak and daily bread, and forgive us our mattresses." My
husband and I always had a good laugh over this. That was over 50 years
ago, and the memory still remains in my heart.
  
From San Francisco: 
When I was a child, I learned this prayer as "Our Father, who are in
Heaven, Howard be thy name." I always thought that was God's real name.
  
Groton, Mass.:
My mother spent her early childhood saying, "Hail Mary, full of grapes." 
  
Missoula, Mont.:
My son, who is in nursery school, said, "Our Father, who art in Heaven,
how didja know my name?"

Uniontown, Ohio: 
I remember thinking this prayer was "Give us this day our jelly bread." 

Covina, Calif.: 
I recall reading something years ago about the Pledge of Allegiance. Some
child thought it began, "I led the pigeons to the flag."
  
Cleveland, Ohio:
"When I was little, I often wondered who Richard Stands was. You know: "I
pledge allegiance to the flag . . . and to the republic for Richard Stands."

Schenectady, N.Y.:
I once knew a child whose favorite Sunday school song was "Gladly, the
Cross-Eyed Bear."

Tampa, Fla.: 
When my husband was 6 years old, he thought a certain prayer was "He
suffered under a bunch of violets." The real words were "under Pontius
Pilate," but at that age, he didn't know better. To this day, we still
snicker in church whenever that prayer is read.

Lake Forest Park, Wash.:
When I was a little girl, we sang a song in Sunday school about Noah. Part
of the chorus was "And the rains came down, and the floods came up." We
lived next door to a couple of charming little girls who always sang this
song while playing in their garden. Their words were, "And the rains came
down, and the spuds came up."

Oak Harbor, Wash.: 
When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church
altar with my mother when she took communion. On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he gives you the bread?" Mom whispered something in his ear. Imagine his shock many years later when he learned that the priest doesn't say, "Be quiet until you get to your seat."

Grand Junction, Colo.: 
When I was younger, I believed the line was "Lead a snot into temptation."
I thought I was praying for my little sister to get into trouble.

POSITIVE DAILY PRAYER:

On this day of worship, I take time for my busy life to slow down, to reflect, and to worship You. I give thanks that I can worship at the church of my choice. I pray this day that I go beyond just attending services, to an everlasting spiritual experience reassuring me of Your ever-abiding presence. 

In Jesus Christ's nameā€¦ Amen


POSITIVE DAILY AFFIRMATION: God comforts me, in the quietness of my soul.

POSITIVE DAILY QUOTE: "The eyes of the cheerful and of the melancholy man are fixed upon the same creation; but very different are the aspects which it bears to them." Albert Pike

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GOD BLESS YOU, Make It a Great Day !_______Christopher Ian Chenoweth